You expect to see one or more every time you visit a new page – the same old lines about looking for someone with a sense of humour, or how people notice their eyes, or about how they’re not too sure how to describe themselves.It can get pretty boring reading the same clichés over and over, and after a while it becomes hard to distinguish one profile from another. The one who loves hanging out with his friends on a Friday night?One of the best resources I came across was the Tinder thread on a fitness forum – this was a huge 350 page thread with thousands of posts! Above average brains, below average height, pretty average penis. Shirtless gym selfies, cut-off tee gym selfies, pull-my-shirt-up gym selfies, mid-workout gym selfies. Married, couple of kids, looking for some side action. If you want to break through the Tinder jungle and have flirty Tinder conversations, you need some serious firepower.I read as many pages as I could after work, long into the night, and finally finished reading the thread after one whole week. I’m actually looking for the one girl that dislikes to laugh and hates good music. If I ever find myself face to face with a tider then I’m likely in trouble so drop the camera and GET HELP! You only get three great women in your life, my mom and grandma are two… I’ll sexually disappoint you but it’ll be a journey for both of us. For a limited time I’m sharing my private list of powerful Tinder openers that’ll make 9 out of 10 girls respond to your messages and flirt with you… It’s the GO-TO GUIDE so you’ll never be stuck trying to think up a clever pick up line…If you know me at all, you know I’m one of the most outgoing people around.I like to sing, play ping pong and tennis, wear pink, try the newest restaurants, and do math.
My family and friends are the most important things in my life, and I’m lucky to be surrounded by great people. The key to online dating is to differentiate yourself, lest you fall into “Generic Profile Land.” Some common phrases to avoid include: I think puns are a sign of intelligence…I would love the opportunity to travel more and find the time to see the world.I like to get out and have a good time, but I also enjoy the occasional night in with dinner and a movie.I would love the opportunity to travel more and find the time to see the world. or maybe that’s just me rationalizing how often I make them.I like to get out and have a good time, but I also enjoy the occasional night in with dinner and a movie. Diane and I are so different, yet somehow we sound exactly the same. I’m a singing, pink-wearing, math/econ-loving, racket sport-playing, well-traveled, very fit foodie who is in a good mood 99.872% of the time.